night lovelies!!!!

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

townsvillain:

i can’t believe 2013 was 2013 years ago

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

madturbating:

madturbating:

WOAH!!! IF U SAY ETHE WORDS PIZZA OR EGBERTS THEY WILL ACTUALLY COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND HANG OUT WITH U FOR AN ENTIRE DAY ITS IN THE TUMBLR RULE BOOK!!!

urinatings:

i hate getting attached to people bc i literally never stop thinking about them

fourteen:

Skittles are good until around your 20th one when your teeth feel like they’re gonna fall out

petparent:

Karene reached 9k on her birthday!

extrasad:

i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk

rneerkat:

david karp had a prophet come to him saying that he needed to create a website so that karene amoying could be part of it. without her we wouldnt have tumblr u basically have to follow her

svviffer:

yourtubes:

what if your penis could talk

it would probably be a dick all the time

in-determinacy:

♡MARINA♡