nothings worse than soft grapes
i can’t believe 2013 was 2013 years ago
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
WOAH!!! IF U SAY ETHE WORDS PIZZA OR EGBERTS THEY WILL ACTUALLY COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND HANG OUT WITH U FOR AN ENTIRE DAY ITS IN THE TUMBLR RULE BOOK!!!
i hate getting attached to people bc i literally never stop thinking about them
Skittles are good until around your 20th one when your teeth feel like they’re gonna fall out
Karene reached 9k on her birthday!
i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
david karp had a prophet come to him saying that he needed to create a website so that karene amoying could be part of it. without her we wouldnt have tumblr u basically have to follow her